TV MEME ➥ 7 Couples You Ship | Luke and Lorelai.

barilace:shimmeryshine

Hot fucking damn.

SOULMATES

bokayjunkie:

schmorygilmore:

18 | Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls)
played by: Scott Patterson 

god. apparently the theme of what i am posting tonight will be “people i desperately want to end up naked and on top of me”

SOULMATE ALERT. also, omg. today i saw that scott patterson was going to be on the daily show but it turned out it was just the stupid author and not luke danes.

fuckyeahgilmores:

“The Incredible Sinking Lorelais”

wakeupprincess:

Gilmore Girls (Season 5: Written in the Stars)

LORELAI: Hey, do you remember the first time we met?
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: I’m just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke’s, right?
LUKE: It was at Luke’s, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person -
LORELAI: Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
LUKE: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
LORELAI: Ooh, it’s me.
LUKE: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she’s being annoying — sit down, shut up, I’ll get to her when I get to her.
LORELAI: Y’know, I bet she took that very well, ‘cause she sounds just delightful.
LUKE: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn’t tell her. She wouldn’t stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
LORELAI: God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn’t you?
LUKE: So I’m looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under “Scorpio,” she had written, “you will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she’ll go away.” I gave her coffee.
LORELAI: But she didn’t go away.
LUKE: She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me - one day it would bring me luck.
LORELAI: Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee. Um…I can’t believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet.
LUKE: Eight years.
LORELAI: Eight years.
LUKE: Lorelai, this thing we’re doing here — me, you — I just want you to know I’m in. I am all in. Does that, uh — are you, uh, scared?

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best cute meet. check!

best horoscope story. check!

best first date. check!

love love love to Luke and Lorelai!! <3 <3 <3

omg. these posts = highlight of my day.

wakeupprincess:

Gilmore Girls (Season 5: Written in the Stars)

LORELAI: I can’t believe you kept that horoscope.
LUKE: You’re just lucky I never clean out my wallet.
LORELAI: You can’t take it back now. You’ve exposed yourself. You’ve been pining for me.
LUKE: I have not been pining.
LORELAI: I’m your Ava Gardner.
LUKE: God help me. Okay. Let’s get something out of the way right now.
LORELAI: What? What are you doing?
LUKE: Tell me what CD’s to get so I don’t have to hear about it.
LORELAI: Seriously?
LUKE: And skip any ’80s groups where the guys dressed up like pirates. I draw the line at pirates.
LORELAI: This has been a really great first date.
LUKE: It only took us eight years to get here.

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You are the best, Luke! :D

brbwhileidie.

brightlywound:

jess dresses better than dean. i’m just gonna go ahead and get that out now.

(via thewaythingsgo)

this picture is so unrealistic. rory should be undressing on jess’s lap. i don’t understand how other people’s minds work!!

(via fuckyeahmilo)

starshollow:

Luke: Is it gonna double back?
Jess: Maybe.
Luke: So it’s lulling us into complacency.
Jess: He’s vicious, I’m telling you.
Luke: Yeah, his butt’s terrifying.
Jess: It’s outnumbered. That’s the problem. It knows there’s two of us.
Luke: So you want me to get under water, swim along with the boat, breathe through a straw?
Jess: Forget it.
Luke: Maybe it’s gonna get another swan & come back and make a fight of it!