
Thinking about wearing this in Vegas tonight…Rodger seems to really love it. xoRZ
I need a husband that literally bows down to me or none at all.

Thinking about wearing this in Vegas tonight…Rodger seems to really love it. xoRZ
I need a husband that literally bows down to me or none at all.

These are the two Rachel Zoe RTW Spring 2012 looks I love the most. I die.

This is the Rachel Zoe cape that I am obsessed with but I really can’t spend $700 on a new fall/winter coat because I already have a million of them and I need to save my money, but oh my god I want to cry. I hate when people say money can’t buy you happiness. Excuse me, I am looking at this coat and I want it and I can’t have it, therefore I am sad. If I had it, I would become happy. It’s just that simple. Sure, it may not be the ultimate contentment that comes with ~real things like love and peace but you’ve gotta fake it til you make it. So I need to become rich immediately is what I’m saying. If someone said to me, “You can have the man of your dreams right now or this amazing Rachel Zoe cape” I would immediately choose the cape. Immediately. It’s just so beautiful and it matches all my amazing black boots and if I’m being really honest it would look so much better on me than it even does on the model. It was just made for me. I’M GOING TO CRY.
I actually DID cry when I watched the season premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project because I literally wanted every single thing that every person on the entire show wore in every single scene. Everything. I really miss Brad too. Thank God he is currently filming his own show because I need him in my life. /This has been a shallow post by capriamoon.
PS I have a new theme!!
Happy Birthday to my dear friend @RachelZoe ! We celebrated her 30th :) birthday last night at the Chateau. Rach is like family to me- I wouldn’t be where I am today without her love and support. Everyone has a few friends that they would do absolutely anything for- that’s how I feel about Rachel. With Skyler now in her life, you would think that her professional and personal accomplishments would slow down but, for her, that’s impossible. The best is yet to come. Love you Rach!
BEAUTIFUL omg. I love them.

3 weeks after giving birth, amazing!
I love this flawless woman omg

I couldn’t be more happy for them. =) Can’t wait for the new Rachel Zoe Project season and I also just heard Brad got his own Bravo show so I couldn’t be happier about that!

Rachel Zoe+Terry Richardson+Brad Goreski!!!!!!!!!
i love them so fucking much. If this shit about Demi Moore dropping Rachel and using Brad instead I will DIE. That is some good drama right there. I can’t imagine that happening though unless it was with Rachel’s blessing. Like, maybe since Rachel is starting to wind down due to her being in the 8th month of pregnancy, she gave the job to Brad for awhile. WHY AM I NOT FRIENDS WITH THESE PEOPLE. THAT IS THE REAL ISSUE HERE. I have enough fur (faux!) vests and big sunglasses and leather knee high boots to qualify I think.

goddess among humans
precisely.
also, every time i bitch about my diet, matt says to me “you’re gonna be so thin, rachel zoe is gonna be like ‘look at that skinny bitch!’”
not sure how healthy that is but it helps me anyway just cause it cracks me up.

Why am I not Rachel Zoe?
Honestly.
I just want to be covered in Chanel at all times and I don’t think that is too much to ask. At all.