• Big: You three know her better than anyone. You're the loves of her life and a guy's just lucky to come in fourth. But I do love her, and if you think I have the slightest chance, I'll be on the next plane to Paris. I'll roam the streets until I find her, I'll do anything. But if you think that she really is happy, well I, I wouldn't wanna wreck that for her, and I'll be history.
• Miranda: Go get our girl.

heytinafey:

omg just watch

BOWING TO THIS QUEEN RN OH MY GOD

my strange addiction

I have been on the TLC My Strange Addiction website for the past half hour laughing hysterically. These people. I can’t. If you want to feel good about your life, you need to start watching this show. I feel ahead of the curve because I don’t eat deodorant. It’s great.

What is the status of your addiction today?

I’m still just as in love with balloons as I was before appearing on the show.

How has your life changed since being on the show?

It hasn’t. I’m still in love with balloons and don’t plan on changing.