BAM. PREGNANT
BAM. PREGNANT
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS. i am lia, a performer in every sense of the word. i have my entire wedding planned. if someone told me i had to stop going to concerts, i wouldn't be a person anymore. i keep up with way too tv shows every week. i sort of tour with hanson, it's embarrassing and i hate them. i rarely fight with people because i can see things from every perspective. i once got drunk at a party and thanked jerry bruckheimer for making armageddon. i'm assertive and i will tell you like it is without regret. one of the only men i've ever met who wasn't completely full of shit is named johnny depp. i have seen, in front of my eyes, what i imagine are the absolute most terrible situations in the world. i also believe i have seen the most beautiful. i mentally log everything about movies, music, tv, and celebrities to the point where if i used this skill for science i would have cured cancer by now. my favorite foods are fried chicken and sprinkles. i am fascinated by those who suffer from delusions of grandeur. i left high school at 15 because i felt it was a waste of time (i was right). i once got paid to rub russell brand's body. it wasn't bad. movies thrill me to within an inch of my life. i am the most nostalgic person you will ever meet and i am trying to not be because the past is far too scary a place for me. i went to seven shows on britney's circus tour. it was not enough. i am constantly afraid of spiders and ghosts, i've had not so hot experiences with both. i tell people to "suck my dick" all the time. i totally go all out on birthdays, holidays, and basically any event. i worked on martin scorsese's "boardwalk empire" this summer and i miss him. i will play hard to get with a guy until his balls are as blue as possible and i will enjoy it. i get excited about everything, and i can't believe i'm only at the beginning. i saw jesus... he smiled and shrugged his shoulders.
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