Alec Baldwin, Meryl Streep, and Steve Martin interview on the set of It’s Complicated. HILARIOUS.
Alec Baldwin, Meryl Streep, and Steve Martin interview on the set of It’s Complicated. HILARIOUS.
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS. i am lia, a performer in every sense of the word. i have my entire wedding planned. if someone told me i had to stop going to concerts, i wouldn't be a person anymore. i keep up with way too tv shows every week. i sort of tour with hanson, it's embarrassing and i hate them. i rarely fight with people because i can see things from every perspective. i once got drunk at a party and thanked jerry bruckheimer for making armageddon. i'm assertive and i will tell you like it is without regret. one of the only men i've ever met who wasn't completely full of shit is named johnny depp. i have seen, in front of my eyes, what i imagine are the absolute most terrible situations in the world. i also believe i have seen the most beautiful. i mentally log everything about movies, music, tv, and celebrities to the point where if i used this skill for science i would have cured cancer by now. my favorite foods are fried chicken and sprinkles. i am fascinated by those who suffer from delusions of grandeur. i left high school at 15 because i felt it was a waste of time (i was right). i once got paid to rub russell brand's body. it wasn't bad. movies thrill me to within an inch of my life. i am the most nostalgic person you will ever meet and i am trying to not be because the past is far too scary a place for me. i went to seven shows on britney's circus tour. it was not enough. i am constantly afraid of spiders and ghosts, i've had not so hot experiences with both. i tell people to "suck my dick" all the time. i totally go all out on birthdays, holidays, and basically any event. i worked on martin scorsese's "boardwalk empire" this summer and i miss him. i will play hard to get with a guy until his balls are as blue as possible and i will enjoy it. i get excited about everything, and i can't believe i'm only at the beginning. i saw jesus... he smiled and shrugged his shoulders.
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