15 May 2009 @ 6:18pm

You’re Not Mark Ruffalo
Look, we’ve tried everything, but you’re not Mark Ruffalo. You’re a really great guy, but you’ll never be the star of such films as Zodiac and The Brothers Bloom, and you’ll never be as mumbly and handsome. I’m sorry, but I guess you can’t count on me. Please leave.
AGREED.
I would marry him in a second, no questions asked. He survived a BRAIN TUMOR. I’m like… finally, A REAL MAN.
via synecdoche (originally dealbreaker)

