how exciting that you are here! it's nice to be anywhere, isn't it? i enjoy central park very much. going to whole foods is very exciting for me. you have no idea how much my body needs vitamin water to survive. i'm sick of going out all the time. i like watching things being filmed. i love decorative lighting. i miss philip seymour hoffman. i love hair clips. i consider britney spears to be my wife. asking me to pick a favorite perfume is sophie's choice for me. i like going to movie premieres. i want to make movies with martin scorsese, tim burton, cameron crowe, and charlie kaufman... to begin with. the people at MTV call me too much and i turned down being on the real world. if i don't like you, i make it pretty clear. i go to disney world every chance i get, or at least i'm trying to. i've had experiences with those in the afterlife. i don't need much to get by at all. you say the word hanson and i'll either laugh hysterically or cry my eyes out. i've been in love, and i mean i've BEEN IN LOVE. i like fall but i like spring better. i don't understand why so many people are so insecure. i've met a lot of celebrities. olives are so good, i can't even tell you. shopping is an unbelievable joy for me. i listen to Smodcast religiously. my dream stage roles are sandy in grease and sweeney todd in sweeney todd. i could play a dude. seriously, you guys. MWAH.